1. #aliens #green #heart #shinny #pale

     
  2. mayorlavender:

    a transparent mew to float on your blog!! 

    (via littlepinkkittenlingerie)

     

  3. super-mario-rpg:

    roxenfel:

    the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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  4. #Schwan #FolienKartoffeln #instafood glitzer

     
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  8. x-wingkilledthedeathstar:

    My boyfriend is playing Destiny and there are two guys following him everywhere because he’s playing as a female character. THEY THINK HE’S A GIRL. HE JUMPED OFF BALCONIES AND SHIT TO KILL HIMSELF TO GET AWAY FROM THEM AND THEY JUMPED OFF TOO. HE HAD TO BLOCK THEM BECAUSE THEY SENT HIM FRIEND REQUESTS. I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

    Side note: They’re probably 15 year olds who wear fedoras

     
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  10. lawebloca:

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  14. palet-ea:

    lost-in-ecstasy:

    nonpaura:

    This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

    wow this is so clever

    i want more of this

    (Source: 11mm, via superfuckinteensociety)

     

  15. As your girlfriend, it will be my job to turn you on at the most inappropriate times

    havehopeeee:

    Like when I flash you my ass In The store or my tits in a traffic jam.

    (Source: prettyfuckingay, via ems-kitten)